THE NEW AND EXCLUSIVE IBF WEBSITE !!!
WE MUST STOP INBREEDING...NOW !!!
Date: 30/12/2013
By: Towie
Subject: IBF web feedback
Impressive page, lots of info. Little disappointed their wasn't more pics of IBF members bar shenanigans! Would be great to get to see some apron action!
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Date: 19/02/2012
By: BART HERTS
Subject: JOIN THE IBF......
JUST A STROLL THROUGH THE YARMOUTH TOWN CENTER MAKES ME SO ANGRY....
THE FIRST THING THAT HITS YOU IS THE STALE,VILE SMELL OF AN OLD PEOPLES HOME...
IM AFRAID FOLKES THATS THE SMELL OF A LOCAL....
THEN YOU SEE THEM....UNWASHED,LIP DRAGGING,UNEMPLOYED,VACANT STARE,MOUTH WIDE OPEN AND BIG EARS....I COULD GO ON. !!!
WE DONT WANT OUR KIDS AND FAMILY MEMBERS TO LIVE WITH THIS GOING ON SO COME ON MAKE A DIFFERENCE....JOIN THE IBF """"
THE HISTORY OF THE IBF.....
ABOUT US .........THE IBF !!!!!!
THE IBF IS A GROUP FORMED BY PEOPLE FROM OUTSIDE THE INFECTED AREA OF NORFOLK WHO ARE AGAINST INBREEDING AND THE NORFOLK DIALECT.
A BRIEF HISTORY......... THE IBF WAS FORMED IN 2005/6 IN A DISTRIBUTION WAREHOUSE IN RACKHEATH. BART AND MINTY BEGAN WORKING TOGETHER AFTER MOVING THEIR FAMILIES FROM HERTS AND ESSEX . THEY FOUND THEMSELVES SURROUNDED BY GORMLESS,THICK,LIFELESS FREAKS WITH VACANT STARES WHO COULDNT COMMUNICATE,LIVE LIFE,WORK,THINK ,WASH OR DRESS.
MINTY AND BART FOUND THIS UNEXCEPTABLE AND DECIDED TO FORM THIS FACTION BETWEEN THEMSELVES TO GET THROUGH THE BORING ENDLESS DAYS AT WORK AND PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM THE MAJORITY......
JACKDAW WAS THEN ADDED TO THE ROSTER AND GAVE REGULAR UPDATES FROM HIS BASE IN KINGS LYNN (INBREED CAPITAL) AND WORKPLACE......
THIS YEAR A NEW MEMBER WAS INDUCTED INTO THE IBF,CHEGGERS RECENTLY MOVED FROM EXETER AND BEGAN WORKING WITH MINTY AND TOOK ON THE RUNNING OF THE GORLESTON BRANCH AFTER BECOMING DISSOLUSIONED WITH THE NORFOLK WAY OF LIFE.
THIS YEAR ALSO SAW THE OPENING OF KNUCKLES BAR IN CAISTER,THE HEARTBEAT OF THE IBF !!! THIS IS A PLACE FOR REGULAR MEETINGS, SOCIAL NIGHTS AND SPECIAL EVENTS.THIS CAME ABOUT AFTER CELEBRATING MINTYS 40TH AT THE BAR WHERE BART WAS THE WINNER OF THE FIRST IBF PENALTY SHOOT-OUT.......
THE MEMBERS ARE INDUCTED INTO THE IBF BY BART WITH A PRESENTATION OF THE OFFICIAL IBF T-SHIRT WHICH IS PROUDLY RECEIVED BY ALL MEMBERS.
THE IBF ARE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS WHO FIT THE RIGHT CRITERIA AND EXPECTATIONS OF THE GROUP !!
AND REMEMBER WHETHER YOURE IN NORFOLK OR LAS VEGAS..........OUR WORK IS NEVER DONE !!!!!!